andanotaku:

Table confirmed for ssb4

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

amillionlightreflections:

according to this thermometer it’s approximately too fucking hot outside

(Source: a-shattered-visage)

cheesyrogue:

cheesyrogue:

i made a new skyrim character whose main goal in life is to steal all of the cheese in skyrim for herself

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she hasn’t gotten very far yet but she’s off to a good start

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three cities worth of cheese… i’d call that progress

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

nancydrewho:

*saves game*

*presses exit game*

"Do you want to save your game before you exit?"

"I should just in case" 

whoreos420:

YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME LIKE SERIOUSLY LIGHT ALWAYS IS LIKE “WHY DO PEOPLE SUSPECT ME”

MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE YOU STARE AT THEM LIKE THIS LIGHT

I MEAN MAYBE

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

thrithwig:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out